VanillaBeast: Retro Knock-Out!
A Parody Game
Are you looking for a
CHALLENGING
retro game? We DO NOT coddle you. We grew up going from Atari 2600 in the 80s to the NES in the 90s facing the real Mike Tyson in
Punch-Out!
, trying to kill
Jaws
in the NES game, fighting through hordes of evil in
Ghosts N' Goblins
, and understanding the sewer system in the OG
TMNT
, all without hand-holding, YouTube to bail us out, or smart phones to give us every answer at the touch of a button. We want you to laugh at the jokes, enjoy the game at your own pace, but also to feel a sense of accomplishment when you beat an opponent. We want you to remember what it's like to have to scoot up to the screen, turn your hat backwards, and actually focus to beat a boss. We're not for everyone, we know that, and we want it that way. All that being said, we designed Retro KO! to make you
LAUGH
. So, sit back, grab a adult beverage of choice and see if you're tough enough to make your way through the Venereousville Boxing ranks and defeat Tike Myson for all the glory!
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VB Retro Knock-Out! is the first prequel chapter to
VanillaBeast: Ace in the Hole
. Follow Vanilla as he works through the boxing ranks facing off against tons of parody boxing opponents on his way to the undisputed champion of the Venereousville Boxing Association.. Tike Myson.
Experience nostalgic game play and visuals as you battle over 30 parody opponents in your quest to become the champ. Retro Knock-Out! is a “pick up and play” arcade boxing game with beautiful pixel art, incredible arenas, mature story, and fast-paced arcade style gameplay.
Not only will you experience awesome retro gameplay, but you'll come along for a titillating story told through the awesome visuals of Oleg Okunev (Perky Little Things, Metropolis: Lux Obscura, Pestilence, etc.). Trust us when we say we're not pulling any punches when it comes to introducing you to Vanilla's hometown, Venereousville USA. From Strips Ahoy! Gentlemen's Club to Glod's Gym to the sacred boxing ring, you're in for a wild ride.
Head back to the late 80s / early 90s with tons of nostalgic pop culture easter eggs and references. Retro Knock-Out! is a project of passion created by children of the 90s who want to bring that special time in history back to you. 8-bit chiptunes, hilarious parody songs, familiar old school gameplay and comedy that hits like Caddyshack (back when comedy was actually good) did. Remember, Retro Knock-Out! is just like Jack Burton always said.. it's all in the reflexes.
Over 30 parody boxers with hilarious intros, dialog, and animations. Face off against Fake Jaul, Mason Gorehees, Cocky, Iron Druggo, Macho Boxer Dandy Ravage, Smasher Wang, and of course the reigning champ.. Tike Myson.
Gorgeous character and level design paying homage to the OG Punch-Out!
Awesome indoor and outdoor parody venues such as "Madison's Bare Garden" and "Big Bounce Beach" offer fun and unique boxing locations.
Beautiful story illustrated by Oleg Okunev (Perky Little Things, Pestilence, Metropolis: Lux Obscura, etc.).
10-point must scoring system, just like the pros use.
Classic soundtrack featuring original 8-Bit chiptunes as well as modern parody tracks.
Full boxer entrances complete with ring walks, dialog, and intro music.
Retro-style gameplay brought together with modern animation and game design. We have something for retro gamers as well as true boxing fans.
Steam
