WELCOME TO THE BOARDROOM. WIN OR GO BANKRUPT.
Ultracapitalism
is a company-building roguelike autobattler where corporate greed is weaponized into deterministic combat.
Pick a founder, survive fiscal years of questionable business decisions, and assemble a 10-slot Board of Assets — unpaid interns, offshore tax havens, union busters, automated server racks, AI agents, and more. Then sit back and watch your corporate engine auto-battle rival corporations to the death.
The rules of the free market are simple:
Achieve
10 Wins
for Total Market Domination. Or suffer 5
Setbacks
and you’re liquidated into bankruptcy.
💼 CASH IS HEALTH. DEBT IS POISON.
Forget hit points and mana. In Ultracapitalism, the balance sheet
is
the battlefield:
Cash & Valuation:
Cash on hand is your lifeblood. When it hits zero, security escorts you out of the building.
Loss & Profit:
Inflict brutal
Loss
on rival balance sheets while pumping
Profit
back into your own reserves.
Moats, Debt & Scandal:
Build a defensive
Moat
against incoming Loss. Weaponize non-decaying
Debt
that pierces straight through Moats, or spark fast-burning PR
Scandals
.
The Market Crash:
When battles drag out, the unavoidable Market Crash arrives: an escalating, indiscriminate bloodbath where only the most solvent survive.
👔 THREE ASYMMETRIC FOUNDERS
Pick a CEO that defines your corporate culture and starting portfolio:
The Baron (Old Money Conglomerate):
Starts with an ungodly Valuation, shallow pocket change, and unkillable, high-footprint property engines that scale off sheer monetary worth.
Scrappy (The Bootstrapped Underdog):
Cash-poor, deep initial Funding, and an insatiable hunger to hustle. Thrives on low-cost swarms, Overwork, and mechanics that scale off having less.
Sergei (The Tech Disruptor):
"Move fast, break laws."
Packs exclusive automation and software assets, piling on volatile Debt, explosive Windfall payouts, and self-damaging high-speed engines.
🌐 ASYNC PVP & PUBLIC FILINGS
Take your company public. In every End-of-Year review, battle the registered
Filings
of real players’ historical runs. Test your economic engine against the greed of the entire community in fully deterministic, cheat-proof asynchronous multiplayer.
📈 UPGRADE, PIVOT, AND SLAP ON BUZZWORDS
SaaS Pricing Tiers:
Upgrade your company's assets from
Basic → Plus → Pro → Enterprise
to supercharge their output and unlock disgusting corporate synergies.
Graft on Corporate Jargon:
Slap
Buzzwords
onto literally anything. Make a factory worker
Agile
. Make an intern
Disruptive
. Make an espresso machine
Gamified
. Every buzzword modifies how your assets work.
MATURE CONTENT / SATIRICAL DISCLAIMER
Contains themes of extreme corporate malfeasance, hostile takeovers, horrible bosses, overworked interns, dubious venture funding, aggressive tax structuring, and relentless pursuit of shareholder value.
