Paddle Paddle Paddle

A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you

probably

won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying.

Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In

Paddle Paddle Paddle

, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.

At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not.

This game will test your

coordination

, your

sanity

, and your

friendships

. You can either:

Play solo and control

both

paddles like some kind of multitasking god

Or play in local/online co-op, where

each

of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.

Physics-based paddling

like in real life (sort of. not really.)

High Frustration™ factor

(rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)

Local & Online Co-op

— destroy friendships

from anywhere!

Speedrun Timer

— for those who

hate

themselves

One giant handcrafted level

with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)

Input Rebinding

— because your keyboard will suffer

Settings with mercy

— toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little

Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month.

I hope you have

some

fun with it... and just the right amount of screaming.