Metal as Phuk

ABOUT THIS GAME:

Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time,

Metal as Phuk

is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only:

To Make You Laugh!

Play as

Chael

, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop

The Dark Bards

before they can summon

A'Marthius

, a

MONSTROUS

Demon

D-Bag

who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of

Epic Metal References

awaits you as your party battles their way through

Unholy Adversaries

,

Big Bad Bosses

, and

Smaller

, but

-STILL-

Bad Bosses!

Phuk, the God of Metal

watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be

Metal, as Phuk?

This game features:

Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!

Awesome Boss Battles!

Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!

Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!

Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!

4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!

(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...)

Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)

"Herbs"... !

... And a Phuk-Ton More!