Goblin Goopmaxxing

Goblin Goopmaxxing is a dark comedy sandbox story about brewing

bizarre potions

and

experimenting

on unfortunate

goblin specimens

.

Does the goblin look sad because you turned it into a

disgusting abomination

? Just drop it into

the meat grinder

!

Every item

in Goblin Goopmaxxing can be brewed into a potion with a

completely unique effect

. Want to turn a

goblin body-pillow

into a potion? Go ahead! I don't know what it'll do, but it'll probably disfigure the goblin in horrifying ways!

A sausage potion that grows a

third leg

? A chair potion that turns the goblin into a chair goblin? A goblin

baby potion

that does another crazy thing that you'll just have to find out when you play Goblin Goopmaxxing?! The

possibilities are endless

...

Potions interact with each other in ways that you never expected, turning the once pristine looking goblin specimen into a

horribly disfigured monster

. If it doesn't meet the collectors requirements, just drop it in the meat grinder! Maybe

hit it with a flail

100 times before that! Or

shoot it with an AK-47

! Did I tell you you can shoot an

AK-47

in Goblin Goopmaxxing? Now you know!

Goblins don't have rights

so you can do what you want with them! If you're feeling hungry why don't you

throw a gnome into a woodchipper

to turn him into a sausage? You can in Goblin Goopmaxxing!

Do as the collector says,

you don't want to make him mad

, do you?

I rate this game GOOP/MAX

- Smart Guy Spencer