Goat Simulator Payday

You've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack, you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. How do you even top that?

Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic.

Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie

PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands

Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.

More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough. You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text

FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie

Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)

Unlock new, even dumber stuff. Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.