idiot game
Uhhhhggg this is such a BOYS game and it makes me do a bunch of BOYS stuff like watch ChickenTV and eat MeatDogs and its all Toilet Humor!! Why am I being forced to play this crap that doesn't even have rich story mechanics???
disappointment
okay yeah what the FUCk is this!! i bought the game thinking i could Jack-Off to it but instead i gotta move around a bunch of shit and use this stupid ass sword that barely works?? like broooo i just wanna Jack!!
just not for me
IVE TRIED KILLING THIS BOSS LIKE 13 TIMES AND I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME HORNY BUT INSTEAD THERES NO BOOBS AT ALL I JUST KEEP DYING NONSTOP!!! TOTAL RNG NONSENSE. EVERY NEW ITEM I GET DOES SOME BULLSHIT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME HAVING SEX.
secrets
this game has secrets for the player to uncover thanks to careful consideration from the developer
game was made by some guy??
i can NOT believe that some GUY made this...maybe some KID or some ASSHOLE but some GUY? this is too IMMATURE for me to believe that...i wont accept anything that conflicts with my existing worldview and this is the worst day of my life.
audible music
u can hear music from beloved genres like "Minimalist", "Semi-Ironic Blues", "Ambient", "Horror"
just the WORST-ass characters
sooooo wtf... theres like 2 characters in this game that have consistent and unique personalities...all the rest are the same generic fucking idiot who talks like all the other ones. even the unique ones are straight up dumb as fuck. every npc in this game is more stupid and pointless than my coworkers.
no idea where to go
I could not be more annoyed by this poor excuse for a Product.
classics
this game is based on the classics
buggy crap
I purchased this game and encountered a Software Bug affecting the game's mechanics. I will be requesting a refund through Steam.
useless cartoon
i played this game so i can tell u what it is. it is just a useless cartoon. it is not realistic very much.
rude developer
I asked the developer why he created an icy platforming section and he told me to go fuck myself.
im not a little kid anymore
i remember when i was 3 years old my PeePaw farted and i laughed for ever!! now that im 17 he does it and i get mad for ever!! fart is stupid so why does this game have it all the time?? i dont like fart so why did they put that in this game???
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