Now Prepare Yourself...
For you are about to embark on a journey like no other.
A journey to
Beat This Game To See Hot Lady
.
To
Beat This Game To See Hot Lady
, you must use your psychic orbs and incredible movement to overcome a wide variety of obstacles, from defeating evil skeletons to parkour to tennis to other stuff I don't feel like writing out right now. But you only have
FIVE MINUTES
(that's not that long!) to get to the end and kill the president.
Can you make it in time to see your very own hot lady? Or will you fall like those before you?
Jumping!
The potential of savable content!
A wide cast of characters you'll
rarely
get to see!
Optimized for speedrunners!
An active
announcer
that shouts over your gameplay!
This isn't for you.
Absolutely
NO
options!
Something
like
music!
At least one hot lady!
WARNING
This game features several encounters which could be harmful to those who have
photosensitive
epilepsy
or other such conditions. Player discretion is advised.